We all knew people like Donald when we were in school, with their crude, bullying taunts.
He's a Spaz!
This happened last week. When protesters interrupted his rally in Erie, PA, Trump responded with "Your mother is voting for Trump. It’s true. It’s true." It's the "I fucked yo mamma" comeback a fourteen year-old ruffian makes when he's being bested in a war of words.
I'm Rubber, You're Glue
Go to a kindergarten playground and you'll see a kid losing a battle of wits with another six year-old resort in frustration to "Well, I'm rubber and you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." Trump has nothing original left so he is reduced to this weak retort.
Am So, Am So
The worst thing you can do to a high school bully is question his manhood by saying he has a tiny pecker. So it was with Donald who invested time during a Republican debate to assure the public that he does, in fact, have a majestic winky.