Monday, August 15, 2016

The Schoolyard Maturity of Donald Trump

We all knew people like Donald when we were in school, with their crude, bullying taunts.

He's a Spaz!
The most famous of Trump's childish displays was when he mocked a disabled man. It is what you would expect to see from an eight year-old punk trying to make the kid in the wheelchair cry.

Yo Mamma
This happened last week. When protesters interrupted his rally in Erie, PA, Trump responded with "Your mother is voting for Trump. It’s true. It’s true." It's the "I fucked yo mamma" comeback a fourteen year-old ruffian makes when he's being bested in a war of words.

I'm Rubber, You're Glue
Go to a kindergarten playground and you'll see a kid losing a battle of wits with another six year-old resort in frustration to "Well, I'm rubber and you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you." Trump has nothing original left so he is reduced to this weak retort.

Am So, Am So
The worst thing you can do to a high school bully is question his manhood by saying he has a tiny pecker. So it was with Donald who invested time during a Republican debate to assure the public that he does, in fact, have a majestic winky.

Sour Grapes
Faced with the increasing certainty that he is losing, Trump has fallen back on two arguments - that the election is being stolen from him and it's not worth having anyway. The attitude that "the grapes are probably sour and I wouldn't like them" can be heard in Trump saying he'll just go back to his "very good" way of life. He's now saying that he doesn't really want the presidency.

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