Saturday, May 21, 2016

The Billionaire Buffoon

I'm sick of the Billionaire Buffoon and the thought of six months of his juvenile rants makes me want to hurl.
Irrational, pouty, vain, thin-skinned, hysterical and just not that bright, does that sound like anyone we know today? ~ Bill Maher on Donald Trump
I've decided that I will spend the four days of the Republican convention as far away as humanly possible from televisions, the internet, newspapers, and radios. I shall liberate myself from the tyranny of that ignorant slut.
Which is not to say I am happy recently with the person I will vote for in the California primary. Bernie Sanders has spend too much time attacking Hillary and too little time concentrating on the Billionaire Bimbo with the freaky hair. He keeps aiming at the wrong target.
Congress sickens me too.
The Senate just sits and waits till they find out what the president wants, so they know how to vote against him. ~ Will Rogers
Watching the stupidity of the Republican majorities is like downing a whole bottle of syrup of ipecac.
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain
I hope to recover. I'm not so sure about the country.

Sunday, May 15, 2016

How Presidential Is Trump?

Let's compare Donald Trump's traits to former presidents.

Intelligence
 Warren Harding is universally regarded as the stupidest man ever to live in the White House, a fact he was at least intelligent enough to recognize.

I am not fit for this office and should never have been here. ~ attributed to Harding by his friend Nicholas Murray Butler

His speaking style was described as "stale bean soup." He appointed cronies who took advantage of his dim wit to steal millions from the government.

Harding knew he was stupid, Trump doesn't. Harding was way smarter than Trump.

Honesty
People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. ~ Richard Nixon in a press conference, 1973

Nixon is the gold standard for dishonest presidents. In 1971, he ordered his chief of staff to break into the Brookings Institute to steal the Pentagon Papers and encouraged another aide to firebomb the Institute. During the Watergate investigation he told his staff, "I want you all to stonewall--plead the Fifth Amendment, cover-up, or anything else. If that will save it, save the plan."

Trump would have to do a lot to be more dishonest than Nixon but, if anyone can do it he can.

Vengeance
Tricky Dicky Nixon again. He had a famous enemies list that included politicians, journalists, and actors. Nixon used the power of the government to punish his enemies.

I want to make sure he is a ruthless son of a bitch, do what he's told, that every income tax I want to see I see, that he will go after our enemies and not our friends. ~ Nixon on what he wanted in his IRS commissioner.

Trump is more paranoid than Nixon, takes offense more easily, and is even more vicious towards the people he deems to be his enemies. I have no doubt Trump would be the most vengeful president in history.

Racism
Woodrow Wilson was a total racist. Besides blacks he hated Asians (whom he called "coolies"), Poles (Slavs and Jews), and Italians. If you weren't of Northern European heritage, old Woody hated you. Like Wilson, Trump is a champion of and championed by the Ku Klux Klan. Trump adds hatred of Muslims and Hispanics to the standard KKK malice. That means Trump would challenge Wilson as the most extreme racist president in history.

Mafia
Donald Trump has known ties to both the Italian and Russian mafia. Other presidents with mob ties were Harry Truman who was sponsored and a longtime friend of Kansas City mobster Tom Pendergast, Nixon (again) was a close friend of alleged mob fixer Bebe Rebozo, and John Kennedy was having sex with the girlfriend of mafia don Sam Giancana.

Casino mogul Trump certainly has the deepest financial ties to organized crime of any presidential candidate in history.

Narcissism
All presidents are narcissists, it goes with the job. Self-effacing people seldom get elected (Jimmy Carter excepted). There is no evidence that Donald Trump proudly displays his "little donny" to business competitors but that's probably because it's tiny and not as impressive as President Johnson's johnson.

The clinical definition of narcissistic personality disorder reads like the biography of Donald J. Trump. Trump will be the biggest narcissist to ever hold the office of President of the United States.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Paul Ryan's Coquet Dilemma

Speaker of the House Ryan was just being coy. He wanted Trump to politely ask for his support, maybe even beg a little, you know, like Ryan did with the Freedom Caucus to get the Speakership. But The Donald don't ask. The Donald snaps his finger and politicians are supposed to come running, sort of like Danny Zuko or The Fonz.

Ryan was being Midwestern prim when Trump expected a slut. So Ryan unexpectedly finds himself symbolic leader of the #NeverTrump movement when all he wanted was to preserve the illusion of virginity for a little longer.

It's like he didn't let Trump grope him at the drive-in movie and suddenly he's a prude leading the Political No-Sex League. Ryan's dilemma is how to surrender his self respect to Trump without looking like a common whore.

Monday, May 09, 2016

Trump's Plan for Hyperinflation

Hungary (1946), when money was trash.
Donald Trump today announced his plan to reduce the American debt through hyperinflation.

Previously, he had proposed to pay off the debt through giving bondholders "haircuts." Rather than paying the full value of the bonds he would "negotiate" deals where bondholders would be forced to accept partial payments for the debts they hold.

In simple financial terms, that would be declaring bankruptcy and defaulting on the debt or, as Trump called it, "playing with debt."

That didn't go over too well with the global financial market.
A ten billion mark German postage stamp, worth about 50 cents.
Trump's new plan is to make every American a billionaire by inflating the currency so the US debt is nearly worthless, making it easy to pay off. Because that worked so well in 1920's Germany and modern Zimbabwe.

Friday, May 06, 2016

How Trump Wins in November

I desperately want to believe that Hillary will trounce Trump in a landslide of biblical proportions. But I am a natural pessimist who is always looking for the dark cloud behind every silver lining. I'll leave it to the professionals to analyze the polls (Clinton leads by 13 points in the latest poll) and the bookies to press the odds (Paddypower gives Trump odds of 2-1, a 33% chance). I want to look at two bizarre alternatives that will make a Trump victory likely.

The Reichstag Fire Scenario
A major terror attack causes a spike in American's fear and Donald Trump is a master at manipulating fear. In 1933, Nazis (probably) set fire to the German parliament building, blamed the Communists, and used the resulting furor to take total control of the country. A civilian drone destroying the Lincoln Memorial or the successful assassination of Trump's Vice-President would dissolve any Clinton lead as the nation turns to the strongman candidate. Importantly, Trump wouldn't have to wait for an outsider attack, his own supporters could pull off either event and Trump merely has to blame Muslims or Hispanics.

The Double Reverse Scenario
When people are ripe for a mass movement, they are usually ripe for any effective movement, and not solely for one with a particular doctrine or program. In pre-Hitlerian Germany it was often a toss up whether a restless youth would join the Communists or the Nazis. ~ Eric Hoffer, The True Believer
Trump starts running to Clinton's left. As long as he sticks to his wall, mass deportations, and banning Muslims Trump's supporters don't care what else he advocates. He has already come out with anti-Republican positions like a $15 minimum wage, LGBT rights, and wanting to appeal to Bernie Sanders supporters. None of this has affected Trump worship among his followers. If he can attract enough Sanders loyalists to split the Democratic Party then we could see a Trump takeover of the entire nation.

I won't relax until Trump's political career is dead and buried with a stake through his heart and salt in his mouth. 

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

The Horror ... The Horror

The photo in the poster above was taken, unedited, from a neo-Nazi website, Daily Stormer. If fascists add Trump to their pantheon of idols who am I to disagree? The reactions to last night's Indiana voting is astonishing.

Movement Conservatives
When Mordecai learned all that had been done, he tore his clothes, put on sackcloth and ashes, and went out into the midst of the city and wailed loudly and bitterly. ~ Esther 4:1
The tears and gnashing of teeth from movement conservatives is actually a little heart rending. For generations, the Republican Party has been the only home they had known. Their beloved Party has nominated a man many of them hate worse than Hillary Clinton. Some are vowing to leave their Party, others say they will vote for Hillary.

Surrender Monkeys
Rise before Zod. Now, kneel before Zod. ~ Superman, the Movie
For every movement conservative standing by his commitment to #NeverTrump there will be a dozen who will debase themselves before their new lord and master. William Kristol was one of the leaders of #NeverTrump even vowing to run a third party candidate. Until yesterday. Now he is meekly hinting that he will eventually worship at the altar of The Donald. Bobby Jindal capped his short, aborted presidential run with a full throated denunciation of Trump. Yesterday, even before the voting was over, Jindal kowtowed before Trump and promised his support.

The highlight of the Republican convention will be when Ted Cruz humiliates himself by pledging his everlasting fealty to Donald Trump.

Tuesday, May 03, 2016

Poor, Poor Pitiful Ted

I have seldom seen a candidate have a more miserable week before an election than Ted Cruz in Indiana. It almost makes you feel sorry for the man. I said "almost."
I expect poor Ted to be trounced by Trump in today's election.