Trump' military penis parade has been cancelled because it was costing too much money and I can testify that's true.
I was intending to leave the country to avoid any coverage of it, probably flying down to Cabo in Mexico just after election day. I don't have to go now, saving over a thousand dollars.
Which reminds me of an old Abbott and Costello routine.
PS: I never noticed before, Trump doesn't just do math like Lou Costello, he wears his tie in the same comic way.