Monday, August 20, 2012

Sex and Your Congressman - Four Stories

Todd Akin (R-MO) believes if a woman is raped she's a slut who secretly wanted it or else her body would magically "shut the whole thing down" and it would be impossible for her to become pregnant. Akin also coined the phrase "legitimate rape" implying there is a difference between that and illegitimate rape.

Paul Ryan (R-WI) agrees with Akin on his definition of rape. They co-sponsored HR 3, an anti-abortion bill that differentiated between regular rape and "forcible rape" only allowing abortion in the later case. It isn't legitimate rape unless the victim is in a coma.

Kevin Yoder (R-KS) went on a drunken skinny dipping romp in the Sea of Galilee in the presence of the wives and minor children of other congressmen.

Tampa prostitutes are afraid of catching venereal diseases from attendees of the Republican National Convention.

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