Sunday, August 05, 2012

Sex and the Olympics

Put 10,000 young, hard-bodied, randy athletes together in one place and you'll see more fornicating than even Aphrodite could keep up with.

London prepared for the games by supplying the athletes with 150,000 condoms, and the fact is every Olympics the organizers underestimate the number of condoms needed.

(Note: Mitt Romney's 2002 Winter Olympics probably set the record for condom distributions with 250,000 sex sleeves given out leading one prude to observe, "It's like it's raining condoms in Salt Lake during the Olympics.")

With all this barely bridled shagging going on it's surprising to learn that one Olympic athlete was disciplined for have sex with his own wife. Kim Collins of St. Kitts and Nevis was kicked off his team for leaving the nightly bacchanal at the Olympic Village to sleep with his wife.

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