Thursday, October 20, 2011

It's the End of the World, Again

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world
~ song lyrics
I almost forgot that tomorrow is the end of the world. After Harold Camping's "the Bible guarantees it" doomsday of May 21 passed without so much as a plague of locust,
We know the world didn't end 'cause (looks around), check it out. ~ Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Camping revised his biblical calculation and came up with October 21 as his drop dead date (literally). So be prepared.

Put on a clean pair of underwear and brush your teeth because cleanliness is next to godliness and God won't let you into heaven if you have bad breath. Set up with some left-behind heathen to care for your dog after you've got yourself Raptured.

But most of all remember to give all your money to Harold Camping's ministry because you're not going to be here and Camping has bills to pay.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The fact that many people believe this swill, and that many others only disagree with the choice of a specific date for the "end times" is the strongest evidence possible that there is no hope for mankind, which is just too stupid to survive.