Friday, September 23, 2011

Rick Perry: Goober

It seem conservative pundits are just now learning what most of us knew from the start, that Gov. Rick Perry of Texas has barely enough functioning brain cells to keep a jellyfish alive. As Jim Hightower so eloquently phrased it, "He puts the Goober in Gubernatorial."

Goober (n) ~ a goofy, silly, or slightly strange person. Also a dumbass and a prick.
A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer. ~ Urban Dictionary


Anonymous said...

Goober was way smarter. He was also an independent thinker. Perry is neither independent nor a thinker.

Anonymous said...

Matt Gaetz is now a goofy goober too.