|Satan went to Dallas to cool off.|
If I owned Hell and Texas I would rent out Texas and live in Hell. ~ Gen. Philip Sheridan (1866)The devil, we're told, in hell was chained,
And a thousand years he there remained,
And he never complained, nor did he groan,
But determined to start a hell of his own
Where he could torment the souls of men
Without being chained to a prison pen.
So he asked the Lord if He had on hand
Anything left when He made the land.
The Lord said, "Yes, I had plenty on hand,
But I left it down on the Rio Grande.
The fact is old boy, the stuff is so poor,
I don't think you could use it in hell any more."
~ Hell in Texas, author unknown
Gov. Perry prayed to end the Texas drought on April 22. God laughed.