|Eric Cantor R-VA|
Joplin's congressman, Republican Billy Long, had previously tried to sell off the frequencies used to broadcast tornado warnings. If he had his way many more people in Joplin would have died.
Oh, please don’t ask why,
no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
Or maybe his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the best reason of all may have been
that his heart was two sizes too small.