Stupidity in the News

Jesse Kelly - Champion Dickwad

Jesse Kelly is the guy that Congresswoman Gabby Giffords defeated last November. After Giffords survived that assassination attempt Kelly wasted no time hiring a lawyer and inquiring about vacating her seat and forcing a special election.

Kelly, remember, held an event last June where he invited people to shoot an M16 to help "remove Gabrielle Giffords from office." Kelly has backed away from demanding a special election mostly because people told him it was never going to happen and Governor Brewer told him he was being a stupid fuck.

It's really hard to come up with an adjective that properly describes Kelly and his supporters. Calling him a "perverted little wanker" is unfair to tiny cock masturbaters. "Dickwad" (used above) is an insult to worthless pieces of shit who are all head and shoulders above Kelly. Saying Kelly is "beneath contempt" grossly understates his contemptibleness.

Clearly Kelly is a ghoul with morality of Albert Fish and the sensitivity of slime mold. When the Zonies come to San Diego this summer I hope I do not see people with Jesse Kelly bumper stickers because I don't think I could resist the urge to spit in their disgusting faces.

Jury Cat

On the lighter side, in Boston a cat was called to jury duty and, according to Fox News, an effort to have the cat excused was rejected and the tabby will have to appear in court. Except, the story is a year old and not true, but when did Fox let the truth get in the way of a story.