This is just too good to be true. Donald Trump seriously wants to run for president in 2012. Caribou Barbie versus Comb-over Ken.
We all know Sister Sarah, a woman who displayed her diplomatic chops by getting punked by a couple of radio comics. A woman whose knowledge of geography is exceeded only by her knowledge of history.
Who better to take on the national debt than a man who had gone bankrupt three times? This is a man who got rich by borrowing money and then using the court system to avoid paying it back.
It will be a primary campaign for the history books. And Saturday Night Live.