Sister Sarah's Higher Calling

Sarah Palin has revealed that the reason she resigned is to pursue a "higher calling." I feel safe in assuming she is not taking a vow of chastity, becoming a nun, and opening a hospice in Sierra Leone. So, what might be her higher calling?

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows.
They're gonna recognize my eyes,
My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose.
~ Roxie Hart, Chicago

And even her toes.