The Donner Party

Donner Lake, at dinner time.

Since it is snowing in the Sierra Nevada Mountains, hard, now is a good time to discuss the famous Donner Party.

In 1846, a half-dozen families numbering 32 people in all set off from Springfield, IL to seek their fortune in California. They were guided by a book written by some idiot named Hastings. That book recommended an "easy" route that neglected to mention crossing the Great Salt Lake Desert.

If this is the easy way, let's go the hard way.

By the time they had left Fort Bridger in Wyoming the party had more than doubled in size (Apparently, Hastings had written a best seller) and now numbered 87 men, women, and children.

The lack of food and water, dying oxen, and a couple disease deaths had made the travelers a tad edgy. The first murder occurred at Iron Point, half way between Elko and Pyramid Lake...

aka, the middle of nowhere

when James Reed objected to a teamster whipping an ox by stabbing the teamster in the gut. Reed was exiled by the party but would return later in  the story.

Two days later, Lewis Keseberg fired one of his teamsters. Everyone else refused to help the man and the entire party left him behind to die by the side of the trail (murder #2). Later, two men (Joseph Reinhardt and Augustus Spitzer) robbed and killed a third.

While crossing the Sierra Nevada the Donner family had to stop to repair a broken wagon wheel. The rest of the party pressed on. By early November, the rest of the party, numbering 59, were snowed in at Donner Lake. The 22 members with the Donner family were snowbound six miles away.

Donner Pass

The snow was 30 feet deep. Cabins were built for warmth but there was no game for hunting. On November 29, the last of the oxen was butchered for food. After that they began eating twigs and bark. On December 15, Balis Williams was the first to starve to death. The first to be eaten was Patrick Dolan on Christmas Day.

Fifteen people decided to leave the encampment and try to reach Sutter's Fort, 100 miles away. A month later, seven people staggered into the fort. The eight who died had been eaten by the survivors. At least two were murdered for food.

With news that people were trapped in the mountains, rescue parties were formed. One of the leaders was James Reed, the man exiled in the desert had reached Sutter's Fort about the time the Donner Party had gotten snowed in.

Georgia Ann Donner

Back at the main camp the others had also begun to resort to cannibalism. Mothers feed their dead husbands to their children. Fathers ate daughters. It wasn't until April that the last of the Donner Party was rescued.

In the end, 36 of the 80 people trapped died. Women did quite well, only eight died while 24 survived. There has been recent attempts to rewrite history and claim that no cannibalism took place. But this is a story where contemporary accounts including diaries written by party members should carry more weight than what bone diggers failed to find.

Sources: Donner Party list of members
Survivors and casualties of the Donner Party
1847 newspaper account
The story of Lewis Keseberg
Legends of America
The Donner Expedition (pub. 1911, Project Gutenberg)
Daniel Rosen's website on the Donner Party

Origins of Christmas

Christmas is the most pagan of so-called Christian holy days.

Dec. 25 Origin

Nowhere in the Bible is December 25 even hinted at, or any other day for that matter. Some people point out that "shepherds abiding in the fields" would have been a stupid thing to do in the dead of winter.

That date, however, is within the Roman Saturnalia holiday. This Winter Solstice carnival was wildly popular (emphasis on wild) in ancient Rome, lots of feasting, flirting, and drinking alcohol (your average Christmas party). As the new religion took root in the Roman Empire it made sense to merge the birthday of their God with the birthday of a new year. Early American Puritans were so disgusted by the pagan origins that they banned celebrating Christmas.

Gift Giving

Christians point to the Three Magi. Fair enough. But next to the boozing, gift giving was a major part of the Saturnalia celebrations.

Christmas Trees

This tradition comes from Germany but this is another case of Christianity absorbing a much older pagan tradition. It was a common practice during the winter, especially in pre-Christian Northern Europe, to bring evergreen boughs into homes to provide some signs of life in that dead time.

Germans mercenaries brought the Christmas tree to America during the Revolutionary War. The Christmas tree arrived in England in the 19th century, brought in by their Germanic queen, Victoria.

Santa Claus

Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Saint Nick, in Dutch Sinterklaas.

Saint Nikolas was a Greek monk of the Fourth century and is the patron saint of both Greece and Russia. One of his famous acts was uncovering a butcher who was killing children, curing them in a barrel, and selling the meat as pork (think Sweeney Todd). His gift giving occasion was once throwing coin purses through a window so a hungry man wouldn't have to pimp out his daughters.

Odin, the Traveler

The magical old elf with a long white beard living in the icy north, traveling the world in a single night, with reindeer is mostly an image of the Norse God Odin. In fact, when we venerate Santa Claus we are really worshiping the god of the Vikings.

The Santa Claus we picture was created by American illustrator Thomas Nast in the 19th century.

The Beltway Is Different From the Rest of Us

And the rest of the US. This (and the other map Digby has) is very telling.

click to view

There is a reason why the Great Recession, Mini-Depression, whatever you want to call it, gets little notice and even less concern in Washington. It never touched them.

The professional political class lives in a different world than the rest of us and they really can't understand what all the fuss is about among the rabble. The world they live in is rich and prosperous.

Where they live a six figure income is barely above the poverty line. Where they live the malls are always busy, the little tots are all well fed, and health care is as available and affordable as ice cream. The pain in the rest of the country is quite literally beyond their ability to believe.

What is striking to me is how much worse off the Deep South and Midwest are than my little corner of California. Compared to what they are experiencing I am living in a slice of heaven.

Insurance Scam

But not Katy Perry

I would so have fallen for this. A bone marrow registry in New England hired a brace of sexy, blue-haired models to troll malls and seduce young men to into giving a DNA swab. Each horny donor's insurance company was then charged $4,300 for the procedure.

It's a brilliant scam. Although, for four grand you'd think the guys would get more than a Q-tip in the cheek.

This scam really opens up a whole new avenue for procuring body part donations. What red-blooded American male wouldn't give up a kidney for a night with Angelina Jolie?

A lung gets Natalie Portman

Short Takes

Dysfunctional Senate

The United States Senate has become the arch-typical dysfunctional family. There is abuse (holding the unemployed hostage), destructive addiction (to insane tax policies), chronic lying (need examples?), and even the weak-willed enabler (Harry Reid).

Original Construction

Freedom of the Press did not just apply to mainstream loyalist newspapers but to anyone who wanted to print a seditious pamphlet (Thomas Paine). The internet is just another form of printing press. Freedom of Speech today doesn't just apply to the paid pundits on radio and TV but anybody who wants to stand on a street corner. The First Amendment totally applies to Assange.

A Spy is a Spy and He Ain't

On a scale of one to ten where Sidney Reilly is ten, the Rosenbergs are five, and Anna Chapman is a one, Assange doesn't register. We are not talking about nuclear secrets or troop movements. We are not even talking about the Pentagon Papers. The State Department cables were just catty gossip and not even very revealing gossip. It is hardly a threat to national security to show that ambassadors are just like teenage girls at a slumber party. If embarrassing the government is a crime than half the US Senate should be in prison.

Judicial Corruption

So, a Republican judge has ruled Health Care Reform unconstitutional. Of course, the judge in the case also owns a lobbying firm employed to overturn Health Care Reform. The judge's ruling was simply good business.

Pay-to-Play is how the American judicial system works nowadays. From the open hand policy of Antonin Scalia, to the million dollar buys of West Virginia judges, to lowly justices of the peace it seems all judges have their fingers in the pot.

Impartially interpreting the law without fear of favor? Come on, how naive can you get. Being a judge nowadays can be a gold mine.

They don't even work hard at being corrupt. Their lazy-assed rulings don't even pass the sniff test. They don't care as long as they get paid.

Maybe Da Vinci Wasn't As Talented As We Thought

Art historians are all agog about the discovery of enigmatic numbers hidden in the eyes of the Mona Lisa.  They think they might have found some secret code. Or,

perhaps Leonardo was just a paint-by-numbers guy.

Obama and the End of Social Security

I'm wondering if the Obama-Republican tax plan is the first tolling of the death knell of Social Security.

The plan cuts the payroll tax, temporarily, by one-third. All well and good except Republicans have been very clear they intend make the one year "tax holiday" permanent.

Currently, payments into the Social Security Trust Fund are split, half from the employee and half from the employer. This breaks that balance and it won't take long before the Republicans in Congress to start complaining that imbalance is unfair to small businesses (like Exxon-Mobil). The next step will be to cut the employer tax as well.

So, we have now cut Social Security income by one-third and there are four options.

1. Do nothing and the Trust Fund will be exhausted in eight to ten years. 
2. Replace the lost funds from general revenue, which makes it a zero-sum game where other taxes are raised so the Social Security tax can be cut (And does anyone believe Republicans will sit still for that?)
3. Borrow money to fill the gap. Except we are trying to cut the deficit, not balloon it so, really, we are back to #2 above.
4. Cut Social Security payments by one-third. Actually that would be more like 40% when all shortfalls are considered.

The Obama Compromise is worse than the Bush Privatization Plan. The Bush plan boiled down to a government sponsored  401(k). The Obama Compromise simply slowly starves Social Security.

They say that only an anti-Communist like Richard Nixon could have opened the door to Red China. Perhaps, only a Democrat could accomplish that long sought Republican goal of ending the Social Security program.

Monuments to the Rich

Bernie Goldberg wants to build, at taxpayers expense I'm sure, a monument in Washington DC to The Rich.

Monument to the Obscene Rich, Idea #1

Bernie wants to build it out of granite and bronze, which is exactly the wrong material to honor the sacrifices of people who use gold toilets.

Of course, the wealthy have been building monuments to themselves for quite some time. So, perhaps we can just move one to DC.

Socialist California doesn't deserve the Hearst Castle.

When Tyco's CEO held a multi-million dollar birthday bash for his wife (at company expense because rich people never pay for shit themselves) it included an ice sculpture with vodka flowing from the sculpture's penis. So, perhaps, something to illustrate their inflated egos.

Amsterdam's penis fountain would fit perfectly in DC.

Perhaps something classical would be more fitting. And we could save money by using an existing pool.

It could replace the Lincoln Memorial.

The important thing to remember is that the rich built this nation on the sweat of, well regular people did all the actual sweating. And the common folk did the dying too, in the fields and the coal mines and the factories.

And the oil rigs.

But the unsung rich people with their polo ponies and country clubs have been too long victimized in our culture. It's time we Americans give the rich with their mortgage fraud and credit default swaps what they so richly deserve. 

An island home.

Thoughts Upon Grooming a Neglected Patch of Garden

Did you ever think that digging up bermuda grass by hand is a lot like pulling up an irrigation system, by hand? Except if you leave behind a stray patch of pipe it won't grow back into a new irrigation system over the summer.

Obama and the Bully Pulpit

The truth is I could probably defend the Obama tax cut compromise. I think it gives up too much for too little, but I could make a case for it if I wanted to. The question here is, why can't President Obama?

When President Obama was sworn in it was generally accepted that he was a master orator, on par with FDR, JFK, and Reagan. While there have been a few signs of that skill he has basically been a failure at one of the most important jobs a President has, selling his agenda.

Tax plan, to Democrats.

Take that tax cut compromise. It was dropped, plop, like a dead fish, at the feet of Democrats with no preparation, no pre-release salesmanship. When it was met with disgust, Obama held a quick presser. While he made a good case in the press conference he undermined it by getting snippy and defensive. He came off like a salesman insulting customers who question the price of his widgets.

Obama made a similar mistake with health care reform. He was oddly quiet while Republicans defined the conditions of the debate (Death Panels). In July, the climate change bill was dying due to inattention when he vowed to fight for it. He never mentioned the subject again.

President Obama has never used the bully pulpit of the presidency to set and sell his agenda. Some say its because Obama is afraid to fight. Others say he has lost the convictions that caused him to run for office. Or, perhaps, he is so determined to be liked by those who hate him he is ignoring the people who love him.

Whatever the reason, his empty pulpit has hurt Obama, Democrats, and the nation in uncountable ways.

Art source.

Obama Almost Lying About Tax Cuts for the Rich

Saying one thing to our face and quite another behind our backs.

Because the fact of the matter is, the American people already agree with me. There are polls showing right now that the American people for the most part think it's a bad idea to provide tax cuts to the wealthy. ~ Pres. Obama during his press conference 12/7/2010

This Bloomberg poll is the kind thing Obama was refering to, where 60% of Americans polled oppose granting tax cuts to the rich.

To Congressional Democrats Pres. Obama is saying something complete different. To them he is using another (Gallup) poll that doesn't use the word "wealthy" to push the argument that the public supports tax cuts for the rich.

The President isn't quite lying. But he is speaking with a forked tongue.

Five Things to Be Thankful For

This holiday season.

1. Barack Obama is President. Not that I think he has been much of a much in the job but the alternative was John McCain and Sarah Palin. The world would have been much worse off with that Mad Hatter and March Hare in the White House.
2. Wikileaks. Not because any of their leaks have been very newsy but because they have tweaked the noses of the Powers That Be. Tweaked them so hard TPTB are throwing a two year-old's tantrum.
3. That I own a Nook instead of a Kindle. It makes it easier to boycott Amazon's entry into the censorship business. Besides, I couldn't trust Amazon wouldn't edit their ebooks of political content they object to.
4. Nancy Pelosi and Alan Grayson. Because they are Democrats who are not afraid to be Democrats.
5. That I don't have San Diego Padres season tickets. Now that they on another one of their "let's build the cheapest, worst team in major league history" kicks.

Big Brother is Threatening You

If the Bush/Cheney Administration was issuing these kind of threats to innocent American citizens (here and here) we would be outraged at the attack against basic American freedoms.

That it is Obama/Biden makes it no less outrageous.

• What is the point of all of this? To destroy a man who seeks the truth or to destroy the truth so no man can seek it? Either way, you lose. ~ X-Files

Other appropriate quotes.

• There is not a truth existing which I fear... or would wish unknown to the whole world.  ~ Thomas Jefferson
• The greatest enemy to fear is truth. ~ Steve Maraboli
• Do not fear truth, only fear those who keep the truth from you. ~ Malcolm Burns 

The Real Wikileaks Crime Was Threatening BofA

Has anyone noticed that it wasn't until Wikileaks threatened to expose Bank of America that the world governments united in full search and destroy mode for Julian Assange?

• He took on the Church of Scientology, the Mormons, the Bilderberg Group, and Sarah Palin and few people cared.
• He revealed US military secrets about Guantanamo (2007), Iraq, and Afghanistan. The Pentagon only kvetched a little.
• Conservatives who now want Assange murdered once cheered his climate memo leaks.
• The State Department knew what embassy cables were going to be released months before the leaks. If they were worried about those leaks they would have attacked Wikileaks long ago.

But, no...no...no. Sure, there was a lame CIA smear that will never stand up in court. But, it was only after Assange announced that his next big data dump was going to reveal Bank of America's inner workings that the manhunt began.

The search for Osama Bin Laden never reached the global efforts to capture Assange. The worldwide effort to silence Wikileaks exceeds everything ever done to shutdown al Qaeda's extensive cyberspace presence.

The World War against Julian Assange is frightening but it only happened after Bank of America was threatened. What we can assume is that BofA has more dangerous secrets to hide than the US government.

Depression Then and Now

Homeless Americans

Hoovervilles. (Seattle ca. 1930)

Tent Cities in America (Sacramento, 2009). The difference between then and now is that today police forcibly disperse such gatherings of the homeless. They give a bad civic image.

Poverty

Then - "I see one-third of a nation ill-housed, ill-clad, ill-nourished.... The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little." ~ Franklin Roosevelt, 1937
Nipomo, California 1936. One of a famous series of photos by Dorothea Lange.

Now - One in seven Americans lived in poverty last year. Ten poverty statistics not to ignore. Children in a Fort Worth homeless shelter, 2009.

Unemployment

The American Legion Employment Bureau, Los Angeles ca. 1930.

Indiana hires armed security guards for 36 unemployment offices around the state. Grand Rapids, Michigan unemployment office, 2009.

Racism in America

Leland, Mississippi, 1937

Anti-mosque protest, New York City 2010

The current economic depression began in the year 2000 when the dotcom bubble burst. Each subsequent event - 9/11, the housing bubble of 2006, the financial crisis of 2007, the 2008 stock market panic, the employment crash, the ongoing banking crisis - have been a series of dominoes falling. Historians will look back at this as a single event encompassing multiple decades.

References
A photo essay on the Great Depression
The Great Depression, Causes and Cures
What a Modern Depression Looks Like

Lesson from the Obama Administration

I may be missing it. Perhaps the President has a strategy that is so profoundly sly that I just can't see it. At least I'm not alone.

The lesson: While the meek may well inherit the Earth, before they do they will be kicked around like a redheaded stepchild by congressional Republicans.

DADT, Combat Soldiers, and Sexual Sadism

Talk about moving goalposts. First we were told that society is not ready for gays serving opening in the military. Except society at large doesn't care. Then, we were told that it is the opinion of the rank and file military itself that matters. Except the military doesn't care either.

Now, we are told that the only opinion that matters is what combat soldiers think. Not all soldiers, because all soldiers don't have a problem with gays. No, only that small, special caste of combat soldiers. Yet that special caste is probably that last people we should ask about issues of morality.

Combat Soldiers Are Responsible for Most US War Zone Atrocities
Fallujah. Haditha. The gang rape of a 14 year-old girl in Mahmudiyah. Army Sgt. Calvin Gibbs who recorded his civilian kills on his flesh with tattoos. Take a look at this list of Iraq War atrocities. In Afghanistan we have combat Marines shooting civilians in Shinwar. The list is nearly endless.

Rape in (and out of) Combat
Here are some graphic photos of American combat soldiers raping Iraqi women. The habit of combat Marines stationed in Okinawa have of raping local school girls is well documented. Combat soldiers even rape other soldiers, a third of a women soldiers are raped by their own colleagues. Sometimes they rape and kill women soldiers.

That flat out sexual sadism endemic within the combat arm of the American military makes them unqualified to pass moral judgment on anybody else.

I don't mean to suggest that all combat soldiers are sadistic rapists, nor are all sadistic rapists combat soldiers. But it is true that if you want to find a profession rapists are common and sadism is tolerated if not encourage you need only seek the combat arms of the United States military. Hoorah.

Nightmare Alley

Did you ever have one of those dreams that was just mundane enough to be totally believable and just freaky enough to be terrifying?

Eventually you decide it may be a dream. You're not certain, mind you, you mostly are just hoping its a dream. You try to wake yourself up but, of course, you can't. You are getting more and more desperate and all you want to do is just go home.

Finally, your eyes open for real and you are lying in you very own bed. Yes!! It was just a dream! You need to relax after the stress of that dream so you close your eyes and.... Bam! You're back in that damn dream.

I had one of those this morning.

Nightmare Alley is a film noir classic from 1947.

The Biggest Non-Surprises in the Wikileaks Dump

The biggest secret revealed by Wikileaks has been that there really are no secrets.

1. Diplomats are catty gossips. Mumammar al-Qadhafi uses botox and travels with a "voluptuous blonde." That is useful information for diplomats to share, how?
2. Arab governments want the US to bomb Iran. Sunnis hate Shi'ites. Arabs hate Persians. It really has nothing to do with any nuclear weapons Iran may (but doesn't) have. It is all about the US being a tool in a Muslim feud dating back 1300 years.
3. The US spied on Ban Ki-moon. Hell, the US spied on everybody. Since when is this a surprise?
4. Any idiot can spy on the US. Everybody spies on everyone else. It's not hard. All it takes is a pissed off Army private with a Lady Gaga CD.

The only surprises here would be for naive people who actually believed that government (the US, Italy, Russia, all of them) is run any better than the corner Burger King.

Five Most Worthless US Military Bases

The United States controls well over 700 bases and other installations around the world (and an additional 4000+ within the US). One could successfully argue that they are all worthless and a waste of money. Here are five of the most worthless foreign bases.

Kaiserslautern Military Community

An American city within Germany that houses over 50,000 servicemembers plus another 100,000 dependents and contractors. Includes the Ramstein Air Force base (above) and the Landstuhl Army Hospital.

The original usage as a defense against a Soviet invasion of Western Europe is long ended. It is now used as a staging area for America's Asian wars and a way station for dead and wounded soldiers from those wars.

Guantanamo Bay Naval Station

America's Devil's Island Prison. Originally a prize from the Spanish-American War used as a coaling station. It has no strategic or military value except as a petty insult to Fidel Castro. In 2002 the Bush Administration created there the most notorious penal colony since Île du Diable.

Diego Garcia

The only base on this list which actually has some strategic value. In 1971 the United States and United Kingdom expelled the people living on this little atoll in the middle of the Indian Ocean to convert it into Naval and Air Force bases. Its major purpose is to house B-2 bombers.

The highest point on the atoll is only 22 feet. Meaning this multi-billion dollar base will soon be flooded by rising sea waters.

Italy

There are over 100 Army, Navy, and Air Force bases in Italy. In the 1950's they were key to making the Mediterranean Sea into an American lake. They were also important in preventing free elections in Italy and Greece that might have elected Communists to power.

They now serve no function.

Okinawa

Originally a victory prize after World War II, US bases occupy 18% of the island. Now mostly used by the Marines for recreational rape. The Japanese on the island hate the American presence for its arrogance, and did I mention the frequent rapes.

The Okinawa bases serve no useful function.

The President's Worst Month Ever

Sometimes you just ought to stay in bed for the whole month. November, 2010 was that kind of month for President Obama.

• It started on 11/2 with a royal ass kicking during the midterm elections.
• The Catfood Commission came out with an insane proposal to cut the deficit by raising middle class taxes while reducing taxes for the rich.
• The TSA began simulated rape of airline passengers.
• Republicans in the Senate want to restart the Cold War. 
• North Korea shelled South Korea and threatened war just to prove that the little princess Kim Jong-un has a penis.
• Now it is ending with the President getting elbowed in the mouth during a pick-up basketball game and needing 12 stitches.

Kicked in the ass to start the month, kicked in the mouth to end it, with several groin kicks in the middle. Absolutely positively the worst month in Barak Obama's life. 

Six Books Banned in the United States

Huckleberry Finn
Banned from many school libraries because of the use of the word "nigger." Considered the finest novel in American history.

The Dictionary
Banned by the Anchorage School Board for having words like "bed" and "knockers."

Catcher In the Rye
Banned frequently because the protagonist is a teenage boy who acts and speaks like a teenage boy.

Lord of the Flies
Won the Nobel Prize in literature; banned for telling a disturbing story.

1984
Banned by authoritarian anti-sex school boards because it attacks anti-sex authoritarians.

Harry Potter
One word, witchcraft.

Grand Theft Home

Matt Taibbi has a horribly depressing article in Rolling Stone on the conspiracy between banks and state judiciaries to steal peoples homes. (i.e. the nation's foreclosure crisis)

You've heard of Too Big to Fail — the foreclosure crisis is Too Big for Fraud. Think of the Bernie Madoff scam, only replicated tens of thousands of times over, infecting every corner of the financial universe.

The courts have decided to ignore all of the annoying niceties like due process and rules of evidence and go for pure speed.

One Jacksonville judge, the Honorable A.C. Soud, even told a local newspaper that his goal is to resolve 25 cases per hour.

The banks, you see, have created such complex securities out of mortgages in an effort to defraud investors that even the banks can't figure out who actually owns the debt anymore. As for accurate paperwork, forget about it. So the banks just make shit up.

Such rank incompetence at doctoring legal paperwork is typical of foreclosure actions, where the fraud is laid out in ink in ways that make it impossible for anyone but an overburdened, half-asleep judge to miss. "That's my point about all of this," Kowalski tells me later. "If you're going to lie to me, at least lie well."

And the judges go along. The judges swallow any lie, every fraud, all the perjury to keep the foreclosure mill grinding. A homeowner can hire a lawyer and maybe forestall foreclosure for a couple of months but the thieves always win in the end.

"Who's next?" Judge Soud says. He turns to Mark Kessler, the counsel for the big foreclosure mills. "Mark, you still got some?"
"I've got about three more, Judge," says Kessler.
Kessler then drops three greenish-brown files in front of Judge Soud, who spends no more than a minute or two glancing through each one. Then he closes the files and puts an end to the process by putting his official stamp on each foreclosure with an authoritative finality.

Of course, the judge was outraged at some sun being shined on his clown court. Judge Soud threatened one homeowner for talking to Taibbi and threatened the attorney who accompanied Taibbi into the court with contempt charges. All quotes are from Matt Taibbi's Rolling Stone article.

And for those whose disgust quota has not yet been reached, here are:
13 Foreclosure horror stories
And three stories of banks foreclosing on the wrong house, including one where the bank auctioned a house they did not have rights to. Las Vegas. New Bedford, Mass.

Vultures feeding on the misfortune of others.

Trouble in Tartarus

Could it be that Satan's Domain on Earth (Goldman Sachs) is in trouble? A Justice Department probe into insider trading appears to have caught Goldman Sachs in its net.

Could this begin the grand battle between good and evil - Christian versus Apollyon, Beowulf versus Grindel, the Thundercats versus Mumm-Ra? Probably not.

This isn't the first time that the Justice Department had Goldman Sachs by the short hairs. Last spring they had the Devil's Bank dead to rights for fraud over mortgage securities deals. If Justice had any fight in it several Goldman execs would have been looking forward to a few years of prison romance. Instead Goldman's punishment was a half-billion dollar fine (just a fraction (4%) of Goldman's take from the government AIG bailout) and a tepid mea culpa.

Atrios predicts, and I agree, that the worst Goldman will face from Justice this time will be a tiny fine. Goldman is just too powerful for the Justice Department. (think Doomsday versus Jimmy Olsen).

Standard Disclaimer: The wondrous evil that is Goldman Sachs deserves daily worship. Please don't sue me.

On Tartarus. 

Art is Tartarus by Charles Katz

Obama, the TSA, and Presidential Power

Shorter President Obama on TSA groping: There's nothing I can do, I'm just the President.

I don't fly so this is just an intellectual discussion for me. The TSA could force passengers to strip naked and engage in bestiality as a condition for flying and it would be no skin off my nose. But President Obama Saturday address on the TSA indicates my main problem with him, he doesn't seem to realize that he is the fucking
President.

We saw it with the BP oil spill. Obama was clearly frustrated with the clean up but he never did the boss thing. It often seems that the President doesn't see himself as the leader but as simply the principle PR flack for the bureaucracy.

Getting back to the TSA. President Obama could order the TSA to clean up their act. He could give them a time frame (two weeks or two months, it doesn't matter) to develop policies that forbid all physical contact searches without probable cause (and refusing to be x-rayed is not probable cause). Just give the order and leave it to the bureaucracy to get it done.

Instead he tells us that he "understand people's frustration" and that it is out of his hands. If President Obama wants to understand why his popularity is low he need look no further than this tendency to punt on first down.

Politics As Farce

I have concluded that modern politics is a farce. Consider:

• Republicans shift the tax burden away from people with money to people without it. Democrats keep that unfair shift because they are afraid of mucking up a rotten economy.
• Republicans start stupid wars. Democrats maintain those wars even as they become more inane because they are afraid of losing what should never have started.
• Republicans begin abusive airport search programs. Democrats enhance the searches into simulated rape because they want to cover their asses in the event of a terrorist attack. (Note: for the TSA, the only asses being covered belong to politicians)
• Republicans run up absurd deficits. Democrats try to balance the budget by cutting Democratic programs and preserving Republican programs.
• The Republicans who hate gays the most are closeted gays. Democrats defend anti-gay policies because they don't want to appear gay.
• Republicans hate science because they are too stupid to understand it. Democrats defend anti-science policies because they don't want to look like nerds.

Republicans are voted out of office for their failures. Democrats, once in office, repeat the Republicans failures and get voted out of office. The cycle repeats.

Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want.
Sorry, my dear.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send in the clowns.
Don't bother, they're here. ~ Stephen Sondheim, Send In the Clowns