God the Jokester
How Did the Universe Begin?
The Jatravartid people, however, believe that the Universe was sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure. They live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief" ~ Douglas AdamsAt the other end, there is a great debate among Republicans whether the universe was created six or ten thousand years ago. Marco Rubio has tried to straddle that contentious question by stating that science is just a matter of personal opinion.
Sex and the Acolyte
Lisa Biron who served the Lord fight against homosexuals by transporting an underage girl across the border into Canada to use her in pornography. Of course there were the two Senate candidates that screwed their chances over their bizarre rape opinions. That, at least, was understandable when you remember that Jesus was a rape baby.