CHRISTIAN, n One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
CORPORATION, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
|Bophal, India after Union Carbide was finished. 3000 dead and no executives were punished.|
|Student debt exceeds $1 trillion.|
HAPPINESS, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom— and of whom only—it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
REDSKIN, n. A North American Indian, whose skin is not red—at least not on the outside.