Christine McDonnell Is the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying. ~ Beatles, I Am the Walrus

I am not a witch. I am you. ~ Christine McDonnell

I finally got it, her bizarre ad finally makes sense. Christine McDonnell does not masturbate, but she does do acid.

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

It all makes sense if you stop thinking.