Herman Cain has a tough row to hoe as he appeals to the Jesse Helms wing of the Republican Party given that he grew up black in the segregationist South. But Cain liked the Jim Crow Laws. He found them inspirational.
Cain for President:
He Ain't No Uppity Black
The hammer which we use to crush the enemy.
Newt Gingrich: Named for a slimy amphibian and the villain in a Dr. Suess book, Newt is the only candidate who can have a full scale debate with himself. He has taken both sides on Libya. He believes that adultery is both an impeachable offense and the ultimate act of patriotism.
God Bless America
While Fucking You
Santorum for President:
What Massacre of Jews?
Then there are the two craziest who I almost forgot.
Bachmann For President
Don't Try to Get Into Her Head,
It's Scary In There
his frequent bankruptcies proves his ability to run the economy.
Trump! It's the Hair!!