One average Iraqi man is worth...
- a San Diego doghouse (at housing prices over $400/square foot).
- Seven small cows (at current prices of $70 per hundredweight for Kansas feeder cattle).
- Two minutes of Tommy Franks time (the general who commanded the invasion force into Iraq charges $75,000 per speech).
- 4 to 5 pounds of a marine (the death benefit gratuity to marine families is $100,000).
- 4 grams of Osama Bin Laden ($50 million reward).
- Half of an American's forehead (used for advertising purposes).
- A 1987 Ford Taurus station wagon.
- The fine for sending one junk fax in California.
- Less than the weapon he was killed with (the M249 automatic weapon costs $4000).