Poor, Poor Pitiful Ted

I have seldom seen a candidate have a more miserable week before an election than Ted Cruz in Indiana. It almost makes you feel sorry for the man. I said "almost."

• His blockbuster move to anoint his Vice-President landed as hard as a turd down a 20-foot pit toilet. Literally. (Carly falls off stage) 
• The former Speaker of the House called him "Lucifer in the flesh." Ted response that he barely knew John Boehner was quickly proven to be a lie, Cruz was Boehner's lawyer in 1996.
• His embarrassing seven minute debate with Trump supporters outside Indianapolis proved again the old adage, "Never mud wrestle with a pig; you'll both get dirty and the pig will love it."
• While being heckled by a ten year-old at a rally (bad enough), he proudly announced that he hits his own children.
• The absolutely absurd story his father conspired with Lee Harvey Oswald to kill JFK has gained traction. 
• So did the story that Ted himself was the Zodiac Killer even though the first Zodiac slaying was two years before Ted was born. That's damn precocious.

I expect poor Ted to be trounced by Trump in today's election.