Saturday, March 09, 2013

Rudy Wants My Help

Imagine my surprise this morning when I checked my inbox and found a message from Rudy Giuliani. How I got on his mailing list baffles me. It's not like I have expresses anything other than bemused contempt for the most corrupt New York mayor since Jimmy Walker.

Rudy wants me (Really? Me!?) to give money to an old buddy of his. Since I remember the last old buddy he supported, Bernie Kerik, went to prison for corruption and was described by the judge who oversaw his case as a "toxic combination of self-minded focus and arrogance" I'm sure this gumba, a dud named Liota, is of equal moral character.

Sorry, Rudy. I'd rather flush the money down the sewer.

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