Thursday, December 01, 2011

Mark Twain Explains the News

Newt Surges
Gingrich has this big, fat polling lead in Florida. Since March, the Florida polls have had the following people in front: Jeb Bush, Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, and Herm Cain. Florida polls are less accurate than reading tea leaves.

Mark Twain Explains Republican polling trends.
H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? ~ Huckleberry Finn
Bachmann on Science
Michele B. says that not teaching creationism in schools is censorship (because, of course, everybody hates censorship). So is not teaching alchemy and not teaching astrology. Students should be taught the theory of a flat earth and round earth equally and allowed to decided for themselves.

Mark Twain Explains
Newt's Grey Legions
TPM has a stupid article about how Gingrich' strongest support comes from the elderly. Ah, duh. So did McCain's. So has every Republican since Teddy Roosevelt.

Mark Twain Explains
All Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats and the Mugwumps can perceive it.

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