Monday, December 12, 2011

Tebowmania and Other Jokes

Finders Keepers
Iran is keeping the CIA drone that dropped in on them a few days ago, which undoubtedly breaches some schoolyard international espionage rule. Iran says it stole the drone while the US claims the toy crashed. But if you look at the pristine condition of the drone it is clear it had the softest of soft landings. The CIA drone program is known to be riddled with computer viruses. It is probable Iran succeeded in hacking the drone's Windows 95 software.

There are only two possible explanations for the series of bizarre comebacks that the Denver Broncos have had the last two months. One is that there really is a God who has decided to show his power through a series of pigskin miracles. Much more likely is that the NFL is rigging the games to create a compelling storyline for the season. Don't get me started on the Tebowing phenomena except to note it is certainly Satanic. (God couldn't save those starving children because he was watching a football game.)

Republicans Cut Welfare for Millionaires
Not all welfare, mind you. Millionaires will still get their tax breaks, subsidies, and outright gifts. Cutting corporate welfare is going too far. But Sen. Mitch McConnell is pledging to eliminate foodstamps for millionaires.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How could you have an ounce of respect for, how could you have anything but contempt for a guy who believes with every fiber of his being in a superor being who is perfect and omniscient and chooses to help a football team win while others suffer or rot. The combination of heartlessness and personal arrogance is nauseating. And, by wearing that combination on his sleeve, he earns all the contempt thrown him and infinitely more.