Thursday, May 11, 2017

How Trump Ruins Dawn

This was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, then I read the news.
Don't look down, the ground is covered in shit.

A Shiny New Tool
The news that Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein threatened to resign over being made poster boy for a constitutional crisis is being squealed. Rod, apparently, is okay with being Trump's public gimp. Since Rod is responsible for appointing any special investigator we can be certain any such investigator will have an equally brown nose.

Trump Meets His Masters
Trump is pretending to be outraged that photos of him meeting with his Russian bosses were published. What did he think the guy with the camera was doing? The firing of Comey just before Trump reported to his Russian overlords was obviously a necessary act to reassure his owners that he was up to the job they gave him. Oh, and publishing the photos were proof to Trump of who's really in charge.

Trump's Razor
Although, using Occam's Razor, Trump might have fired Comey simply because he was pissed that Comey had used the word "nauseous" to describe how he felt about possibly influencing the 2016 election. It is certainly the simplest, most childish motive and one cannot overestimate the immaturity of Donnie Boy.

Speaking of Childish

What could be more childish than recording Senate hearings so he can watch them in his PJs and mock the Senators and witnesses. It is the kind of thing that Caligula would have done if the ancient Romans had DVRs.

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