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A Shiny New Tool
The news that Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein threatened to resign over being made poster boy for a constitutional crisis is being squealed. Rod, apparently, is okay with being Trump's public gimp. Since Rod is responsible for appointing any special investigator we can be certain any such investigator will have an equally brown nose.
Trump Meets His Masters
Although, using Occam's Razor, Trump might have fired Comey simply because he was pissed that Comey had used the word "nauseous" to describe how he felt about possibly influencing the 2016 election. It is certainly the simplest, most childish motive and one cannot overestimate the immaturity of Donnie Boy.
Speaking of Childish