Wednesday, May 26, 2010

South Carolina Is For Lovers

What is it about the Palmetto State that makes family values Republicans so randy?

Current governor Mark Sanford famously went down the Appalachian Trail. Now we find the Republican candidate to replace Sanford, Nikki Haley, has been taking her own bootie hikes.

I suggest a new state motto: Fututa Sum Sic (I got fucked here)
From Pompeii, this might make
an appropriate state seal.

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