Mitt Romney is palling around with The Donald like he's the only man in the country that Mitt can relate to what with them both getting erections when they fire people. According to Republicans, The Donald is the best billionaires have to offer. (
Mitt's other billionaires are an ugly, disreputable bunch.)
- He's handsome (well, maybe in a pig's eye)
- He's beloved by the peasant class
- Above all, he has charisma. ("You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.")
The point here is, of all 300 million people in this country the man Mitt feels most comfortable relating to in public has
mastered the misuse of bankruptcy laws to stay wealthy while fucking his creditors.
Phony as a $3 Bill
While I'm on the topic, both campaigns are doing $3 lotteries for a meal with the candidate and his buddy (George Clooney for Obama). Has no one in either campaign heard of that old saying? I mean, really, what was wrong with four dollars?
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