those folks at First National Bank of Wellston. You know the guys who broke into someone's home, removed and destroyed all her belongings, and now refuse to repay her for her losses.
Of course, if I had done such a thing I'd be held before the court for home invasion and grand theft. But I do not have the total immunity from criminal charges that bank executives enjoy. Taking someone's home without due process, destroying private property, and doing it with a perverse smile is all in a day's work for the jolly pirates employed at your friendly neighborhood banking institution.