Thursday, January 07, 2010

Bristol Palin - Consultant (??)

What does a nineteen year-old who previous political experience consists of being pregnant during mummy's national election bring to the table that professionals with twenty and thirty years of experience in politics and public relations lack? The answer is, nothing useful. So what good is Bristol Palin's new consulting firm?

That answer is that mummy Sarah plans to begin running for President. Sarah will need a conduit for the bribes and under-the-table cash Sarah wants to collect that immunizes her from charges of corruption. Anyone who questions Bristol's activities will be immediately attacked for the vile act of being mean to Sarah's family.

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