Thursday, May 29, 2008

Converting the Heathen

Displaying the sensitivity that has made the United States Marine Corps beloved disciples of peace wherever they discharge their M16s into family homes, the Marines have been handing out medallions to Iraqis in Fallujah. It is incorrect to call them coins as they are worthless scrap metal with that ubiquitous John 3:16 biblical quote stamped on them.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. ~ Ann Coulter
The medallions are part of an effort by the Marines to convert Sunni Muslims in Iraq to Christianity. The United States has already accomplished the first two steps in the Coulter diplomatic playbook. All that is left is for men with guns to suggest conversion. No overt threats are necessary. We've killed their fathers and brothers. They can become a Christian or ... (Marine caresses his M16).

The photo below shows the proper use of a mosque in the new American colony of Iraq, as a Marine bivouac.

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