News Report: The Department of Homeland Security purchased 2000 useless dog booties ($68,442) and 37 designer rain jackets ($92,500) for use at a shooting range that closes when it rains. Oh, and FEMA has lost 107 laptop computers and 12 of the 20 boats they purchased.
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
To Secure the Nation
It is necessary that the government's dogs be kept comfy. (Besides, they are just soooo cute.)
News Report: The Department of Homeland Security purchased 2000 useless dog booties ($68,442) and 37 designer rain jackets ($92,500) for use at a shooting range that closes when it rains. Oh, and FEMA has lost 107 laptop computers and 12 of the 20 boats they purchased.
News Report: The Department of Homeland Security purchased 2000 useless dog booties ($68,442) and 37 designer rain jackets ($92,500) for use at a shooting range that closes when it rains. Oh, and FEMA has lost 107 laptop computers and 12 of the 20 boats they purchased.
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Aren't we all just so glad that we created DHS. I know I sure am! ;-)
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