PGA Fertilizer

That stench you're picking up is the smell surrounding the Professional Golfers Association. The week of June 8th the PGA's best will play at the Stanford St. Jude Championship. That's Stanford as in Stanford Financial Group. That's Stanford as in Sir Allen Stanford the alleged fraudulent investor who has allegedly laundered money for Mexican drug dealers. If those two allegeds are true he may also have defrauded Mexican drug cartels in which case his life is worth even less than his financial empire.

It takes more than processed cow flop to make golf course grass grow. While he is too disgusting for cricket pitches, sometimes pro golfers like to use really strong smelling shit like Sir Allen Stanford.