I can think of so many ways this is going to end very badly. Goldman Sachs employees are amoral pricks to begin with. Amoral pricks with guns become amoral bastards.
- Super paranoid people tend to shoot innocent folk
- High stress + gun + petty argument at home = slaughter
- Wall Street players tend to keep mistresses; wives tend to shoot mistresses
- Mistresses sometimes kill their lovers
- Market crash + gun = massacre
- Or maybe just suicide
Standard Disclaimer to Goldman Sachs lawyers: I worship Goldman Sachs and pray to it nightly. Please don't sue me. Or shoot me.