Goldman Sachs Gun Culture

Goldman employees are stocking up on the artillery.

I can think of so many ways this is going to end very badly. Goldman Sachs employees are amoral pricks to begin with. Amoral pricks with guns become amoral bastards.

• Super paranoid people tend to shoot innocent folk
• High stress + gun + petty argument at home = slaughter
• Wall Street players tend to keep mistresses; wives tend to shoot mistresses
• Mistresses sometimes kill their lovers
  
• Market crash + gun = massacre
• Or maybe just suicide

Guys, there is a reason you were not allowed to carry guns in Hell. Being pure evil is a stressful and dangerous profession as it is, don't compound it by carrying a 45.

Standard Disclaimer to Goldman Sachs lawyers: I worship Goldman Sachs and pray to it nightly. Please don't sue me. Or shoot me.