Michele the Terrible

I miss the days when Michele Bachmann was Number One with a bullet on the Republican Hit Parade. So does Mad Mikki. In an ABC interview Bachmann proposed:

• Total war with Iran.
• Putting James Garfield (or Calvin Coolidge) on Mount Rushmore.

Garfield's sole achievement in office was dying six months into his first term. Coolidge (like George Bush Jr.) used his term to set the stage for an historic economic collapse that plagued the nation for the next decade.

As for Iran, Bachmann is concerned about all those soldiers leaving Iraq and Afghanistan (idle hands are the devil's playground) and she is obsessed with delusions of Persians attacking us (who let her watch the movie 300?). She wants herself a big, fun war.