Slime Balls

No Capital discusses a new invention out of Texas called Riot Slimer. Apparently, it is a super slimy goo that can be sprayed on an unruly crowd to make them more, ah, ruly. I would be impressed except this substance was invented years ago by the Canadian comedy program, You Can't Do That On Television.
Okay, I admit it. I just wanted an excuse to show a photo of Christine McGlade getting slimed.