The Trump Interview: By the Num...Oh, Look, There's a Puppy

I wish I could say I was interested in the incoherent gas flowing out of Donald's pie hole that was his interview with the Associated Press. The most interesting part, to me, was the various outlets contesting to list the crazy.

• Vanity Fair found five, topping their list was Trump admitting he was an ignorant slut about NATO.
• HuffPost listed seven, leading with his claiming he mostly fulfilled his 100-day to-do list while having actually done almost none of them.
• Salon did a top ten list also leading with his delusional 100-day successes.
• Paste Magazine saw 14 stupids topped by his bizarre statement that he had "the best chemistries" with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. The body language at the time showed a scared manchild who had been chastised over his NATO ignorance.
• The Palmer Report counted 16 "unintelligibles" in the interview. Apparently, one of Trump's handlers would talk over his master so his craziest statements would be obscured.
• The Toronto Star wins with 19 moments of strangeness. The Star pointed out the many times Trump couldn't remember what he had said months, days, or even just moments before.

For me, the interview revealed nothing new. It showed a rambling, undisciplined mind still obsessed with the election result. It showed a man believing fanciful imagined "facts." It showed an egomaniac who truly believes the entire universe revolves around him. And it showed a man drowning in his own ignorance.

Or, to put it another way,