I don't care if the snow is piled higher than an elephant's eye in Boston. Spring has sprung in drought torn California.
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Just load it on a train and send it west, California will take all the snow you have. |
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Really, we'll take every flake.
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The Sierra Nevada snowpack is so thick you can shovel it with a teaspoon. |
There is another traditional sign of Spring, too.
The
first Republican urging dropping nuclear bombs on someone. Just like the swallows returning to Capistrano, you know its Spring when Republicans emerge from their Winter homes to declare the desperate need to nuke somebody. From Douglas MacArthur in Korea to Curtis LeMay in Vietnam, Republicans have always seen Spring as the season to allow a hundred mushroom clouds to bloom.
Last year, the goal was nuking Iran. This year, the call is to nuke Iraq (like we haven't done enough to that country). Next year, who knows? It is one of the mysteries of the season.
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