What's a Fellow Gotta Do to Get Impeached?

Alberto Gonzales Department

• Perjury - check
• Obstruction of Justice - check
• Criminal Conspiracy - check
• Violate innumerable laws - check
  
• Violate the Constitution - check
• Violate his oath to defend the Constitution - check
• All of the above repeated on a daily basis - check

You've got to admit, the guy's been trying. The only thing he hasn't done is rape a puppy on Senator Leahy's desk. And Congress has shown an excess tolerance in allowing this gangster to remain in office without check.