The Dukestir Ain't No Squealer

After disgraced Congressman Duke Cunningham bitched up (cried) in front of television cameras I was certain he would roll over on his congressional homies. After all, he was a fish (first time prisoner) doing eight-ball (an eight year sentence). Well, according to a Pentagon investigator, the Dukestir is holding his mud (not talking). He's become a Toosh Hog (hard ass) who's refusing to snitch. If the interrogators are smart they will turn the screws by giving him hard time instead of cushy Club Fed.

Not a snitch, nope, never tattle
I open up the crust of the Earth
Then go inside and steal its worth
~ Pass the Mic, Unfidelz

See also DownWithTyranny and Muckraker.

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